Late Night, Early Morning Ramblings

Dear Whom It May Concern,

I think I am Lionel Richie. Everytime I answer the phone, I have this urge to sing,”Hello, is it me you’re looking for!” Then again sometimes I feel like Stevie Nicks. And at times I feel like Michael Jackson. Then I try to moonwalk and realize I can’t.

You (if such a person exists) might wonder what drives a normally sane person like myself to blog about such rubbish at nearly three in the morning. Well to you, I (if such a person exists) might answer that perhaps YOU are mistaken about I being sane. Hah!

Well truth be told, I feel like a white winged dove. Ooh baby ooh… said oooh! HAH! HEH! HOH! I feel like prancing. Do you know what prancing is, dearest reader??? It’s to walk like John Travolta, to strut. Only not as sexy. I prance. You glance. We giggle like schoolgirls. Then I fly. Into the moon and spend the rest of my life there with Pink Floyd.

Sings a song sounds like she’s singing ooh baby ooh… said oooooooh!!!

Oh where was I? I was talking about Chu Hon I think. Hornikuchi churigami! HAH! HON! HEH! I tell you misterman, I tell you, I am standing in the hall of halls. Yes, i am. But the question is where are you standing? HAH? WHERE?

I can see the moon from where i am now. Its not quite full but still rather pretty. Oh and its really bright outside. Must be the moon’s effect. Ah well life is a mushroom. I like mushrooms. Thus I like life. You know slice the mushrooms up and sautee ‘em with onions and add shredded carrots later. Then take this mixture and lay it out on a wrap. Put some cubed chicken there. And some lettuce and tomatos and don’t forget cheese! HEAT THE WHOLE DAMN THING IN THE OVEN! Dont burn it. Then get some mustard and honey and lay it around nicely. Wrap up the wrap and you get saiful’s famous chicken wraperito. HAH! THAT’S A BIT OF LIFE FOR YOU!

Ooh baby ooh.

It’s 3 minutes past 3 in the bloody morning now. WOW! WOWEEE!

Now i am depressed cos i was thinking upsetting things. Now I am gonna sleep cos I am suddenly quite sad. I lost my mind around 1 am for the record. AND LET THE RECORD SHOW, I DID IT MY WAY!!!! HAH! HEH! HOH!. I am gonna sleep now and sleep shall overtake me and I shall undertake it.

Goodnight.

Love,
Saiful Saleem

PS: I am Lionel Richie.